Round 1
Conceited
Ever since you been battlin’ you put on all kind of weight
This nigga so fat he’ll try to put food on a license plate
I mean this is some real shit, name one crime you had to deal with
You ain’t got a misdemeanor
Your records cleaner than one of Will Smith’s
You don’t get the steel 5th and let it peel quick
With the blade I’ll cut Clips like an editor
You ain’t a projector so how you real Clips?
As soon as my dog catch ya he got a pound full of strays
I bet yo fat ass wish this pound was some cake
I will grab the Nina let that bitch take him out like a date
All that shit that you make up will only cause medics to come
When the MAC go pow to ya face
Nigga you ain’t down to play and light the steam
Even if he is cockin’ the five, this cat pops in the sky like The Lion King
Every gun you sea sick, I won’t wait for war to wave
To show you what drama mean
I pull out that iron thing it’s like a circus act
Cause the cannon shoot clowns when the fire ring
Honestly I’ll go all in his house, the flame turn his brains into change it’ll be all in the couch
Any survivors left and that larkin’ will sprout
You guys wanna take shots then Captain Morgan’s comes out
Slow it down, I just dissed you
You guys wanna take shots? Get capped and more guns come out
Slow it down once more
You wanna take shots? Get capped, them organs come out
You see, I know the shit that get Clips really mad
Everybody in Harlem still think he trash
You know it’s fucked up when not even Dot Mob is feelin’ his ass
And then you take a L to B Magic
You see that’s the shit that get him pissed off
But he be like, ‘It was an even draw, I wasn’t on my shit Con’
This nigga tried to tell me it’s a cheap tie
That’s the type of shit that Clips on
Nigga I got hollow’s in them piss stalls
Like a referee I’ll give a tip off
And after it air it’s like London because you won’t see no Prince, Charles
Ha!
Charlie Clips
I ain’t one of these new jacks, I been on every block with a few packs
How ironic
I got fiends at King Of The Dot that can’t wait for that new SMACK
Told my Grandmoms I’m battlin’ Con she said, ‘Baby, who’s that?’
I said, ‘A midget that left Battle Rap to join Wild N Out for two racks’
She said, ‘Ooh, just two racks? He must be broke baby’
I said, ‘Yeah Grandma that’s a true fact’
He moved out his Mom’s crib
Nick Cannon ain’t send no money, now he forced to move back
Ain’t Luciano Crakk a part of yo squad?
Well tell him chill for this tool clap
It’ll split him in half, turn you to a petty hustler
Cause you workin’ with two cracks
What it do Con? I’m witty with these bars, I don’t punch line like you Con
If he in denial he gettin’ ran over to the truck
Til’ his body in the shape of a Yukon
Go ahead and call me husky like I’m Khalid El-Amin
We all know that’s true Con
Well like El-Amin I let it point guard while I’m shootin’ for you Con
You know Khalid El-Amin right?
That was a point guard, he was shooting for UConn
For callin’ me husky, ya’ll see how many shots his mask got
I counted about 2 Con
With the way I chef up these bars, I should be down with the Wu, Con
If we fightin’, Inspectah Deck then imma send him to you God
You battled Hitman and yo ass got booed by everyone
Now you got no money on yo debit card and yo Battle Rap credit done
I got a shooter, he an artist, that nigga will draw on everyone
For a light bill I’ll send him to Con and make him edit son
I know you like my swag nigga, you could tell I found a new religion
This shirt made my Leo but the cargos is True Religion
Got an old gun on my dresser, I’ll change it put the newest clip in
Five sang and one crack head, that’s New Edition
Why would they put Scotty Slippin’ to Rap with Jordan?
Everybody in here know that my Raps important
But you wanna “Slow It Down” three times like SMACK important
I’ll smack ya gun then step on the barrel like I’m Captain Morgan
I wanna go three minutes but I’m forced to finish him early
I freestyled cause yo ass cheated, we only supposed to go a minute and 30
Round 2
Conceited
So ya’ll really put this pretty boy against this heavy man?
Since you think your life’s a movie Clips, I’ll turn this to a concession stand
Let you be the one that I see
If it’s not ??? I’ll still take ya chips
I’ll pop-corns and buck it you better get a life-saver Clips
Cause it takes nothin’ but a finger
And these nerds know caps air heads when I’m raisin’ it
I heard in Toronto they say the West ends the best end
So I pull up on ya bitch with her best friend
As soon as I say, ‘Hi’ it’s sweet
Once I holla they in and ya hoe tell everybody in the West end
If you get ends then I’m takin’ nigga
You flossin’ any kind of paper nigga
In Toronto you can be robbed for it like the Mayor nigga
I’ll get the pump and the fuel will fill you up, no petrol
I could get the stock then the cal lift on ya like the West Coast
Matter of fact I don’t give a fuck, anybody can die when that tech blow
I’ll turn into a bar and lounge cause I don’t care who could get smoked
Bullets goin’ through the halls like they got strep throat
I ain’t gotta guess what room you in they comin’ through the walls like asbestos
Brand new bullets right where his chest go
So when I said I brought fresh rounds to take his breath away I meant toast
I’ll catch you while you givin’ ya wife XO’s
Put you and that little bitch both under covers like Mr. & Mrs. Smith
Nigga don’t get it twisted like licorice, I’m for real
I’m with the Clips(e) I point caps with the sweeper, that’s a wicked witch
Bring the toys and the stock in to fire places like Christmas gifts
Listen Clips, I’ll do you like the landlord see the tenant
He kick him out now he evict him
Slow it down, I just dissed you
I said you see the 10 it start kickin’ out now he’s a victim
So all that stuff you try to be talkin’ you better stop it Clips
I’ll pop the fifth, squeeze glocks and put in a deep plot for the Drama clips
Charlie Clips
What’s up with all this celebrity nut huggin’ you be doing?
Here’s a few things somebody told ya boy
You used to be on Twitter every day tryin’ to get a DM from Soulja Boy
Then you took a picture with Drake, all of a sudden he’s ya favorite
Ain’t that ironic, Soulja Boy & Drake
You just did a freestyle to the song “My Nigga We Made It”
Stop followin’ after celebrities Con, I really hope it’s worth the cheddar
You got mad and dissed Joe Budden and Kevin Durrant cause they both thought Surf was better
Damn, you really my man, so it hurts when I start blastin’ them
But if you try to get with one more male celebrity
Your new name gon’ be Kim Condashian
You see how I caused disaster people, when he talkin’ that drama
No I said I’m Dizaster’s people, I walk with a Llama
Let his bitch look like Michelle, let her talk to Obama
This dick the bomb, she Spanish I bend Latins over, let her talk to Osama
Shout-out to my nigga Swave, we both from Harlem, is this a Homi? Yes
If I don’t get my money, I’m in yo crib, I be all up in yo Mommy neck
For that green I got every gun, from a shotgun, shit to an Army tech
For that money you’ll get stretched for the green like bonnie dress
I’m freestylin’ off the top again, but nigga they know
I could let of 100 Bulletz but the cops won’t know
Cause I get rid of 100 Bulletz like J-Pro
Tell yo bitch to lay low, how her neck go? She know how the cum feel
But I had to stop cause she kept throwing up like Fresco against Yung Ill
I do this shit from the heart no matter the cheddar
It was snowin’ and I still flew out here, I love ya’ll no matter the weather
These bars gon’ make this nigga die, he gon’ panic forever
You know you that nigga when ya bars can bring SMACK and Organik together
Round 3
Conceited
Yo Clips, ya wife is a whore that’s why she dig how I’m dressin’
I mean she’s feelin’ the fit and feelin’ the kid kicks like she’s pregnant
Nigga you can get it anywhere that’s Craigslist
As soon as I see him I made the tech spit
And I’ll let it offer Clips on site like Netflix
You see I could be like Geppetto and get this fake boy the long nose
But I could also be a car salesman and give him that four though
But instead since you actin’ Clips, you gettin’ this Emmy like an award show
Lord knows I light off steal, period tell ya men stroll
If somethin’ hot flashes we might all peel
Nigga I had ya wife for real, I’m the reason why ya broad missin’
When I fuck I make all of her twist
That’s why she won’t let Charles dick in
Nigga ya squad trippin’ then I pop chrome
You will go straight in a nap like a hot comb
Nigga you know damn well you ain’t got the glock on
So what you gonna do then Mark?
You won’t cap at all you sweet and you left the stock home
In Battle Rap I’m on top though, nigga this is not an even score
Ya punch line rank is five, mine is one
Is that why you think we equal for?
Nigga you have never looked clean before
You could tell it’s some notes that I spent
As far as money this male good I could loan you some cents
I said I cologne you some scents
Nigga I’ll go where he rest, everybody in that place gets stretched
If they ain’t at the house chilling, I’m wherever they at aimin’ techs
With these 3 K’s he’ll be crossfire wherever they hangin’ next
Nigga I spray the tech it’s not a flag when I raise up that poll with the red dot like Japan
Nigga you will get more than nicked, when these toys start talkin’ like Kablam
Since you the one I should kill, these will go in the Clips like Kazaam
He be the man I click on without havin’ to call
The shotgun give him a bullet without catchin’ a ball
Ya whole squad could get hit when I’m clappin’ it off
I’ll do it like the store Lids cause imma give caps at a mall
I said imma giver caps at them all, Han!
Charlie Clips
What’s poppin’ Con?
Oh let me guess, when you got a glock in palm
Imma get hot round for the cheese like Papa John
Nigga please, if yo Mother snitched I’m at her door but not to pop her Con
Imma electrocute that bitch, I’m tryin’ to shock her Con
You got booed somethin’ crazy against Hitman
The fans was tryin’ to dismiss you and you said
‘The next nigga that boo me, imma slow it down and diss you’
I love Battle Rap but this shit’s depressin’
Half of us ain’t grippin’ Wesson’s
But you know it’s bad when we start thinkin’ our slogans is a weapon
I could see Fox callin’ yo phone like
‘Nigga, Heartless swung on me in the Jungle, where you at? I need to hold the pound, what kind of gun you got for man?’
You like, ‘Nigga, I got the Slow It Down’
Is it a MAC? Is it a pump? Is it an Uzi? Is it a pistol?
Do niggas really die when you slow it down?
Like does it hurt when it actually diss you?
I’m just askin’ you Con cause you gotta grow up
I’m not playin’ you Con, you bust ya hammer?
‘You ain’t got the answers!’ Pardon me for par swaying you Con
Nick Cannon treatin’ you like an outcast
How much he payin’ you Con?
You not a Big Boi, you got 3,000 for the season, I see the Andre in you Con
But let’s get back to the bars though, I had to school him
I just wanted to make sure this nigga learnin’
See this my muthafuckin’ man
But when you step in this ring I become a different person
Word to the homie Tyshane, I grab the knife, poke him, twist and turn them
Ya’ll ain’t seen Hawks wildin’ like this since Richard Sherman
Listen this is my ring, don’t step in here
Listen this is my ring, aw fuck
Sike, I lied nigga!
“Slow It Down” Sike,
Con that’s the worst slogan that I ever heard
Worst thing I did was when you first made that battle and I memorized every word
But this what imma do right cause this my ring
This is how you get in it Con
I said you wanna fight, then get invited, the knife gon’ enter this Con
No I said I kick his door down, how I enter calm
Soon as them shots enter Con that’s the end of Con
Talk, I listen, then buzz his top like an intercom
Whoever talked, through me off you know that was some bullshit but imma finish Con
You a cheatin’ ass nigga, every round was supposed to be a minute Con
Go ahead and finish Con
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