Dizaster vs. Daylyt

Round 1

Daylyt

This is the story of Cain and Abel, my brother…

The sires has put us in a world full of fire

And in that case, we both gotta go through hell

But Joey told me he don’t want two Shamus on the stage

So this isn’t gonna go two/too well/whale

No roller coasters, no show promoter but my niggas be bookin’ shit

You fear me though nigga, you hear me though nigga

I am a wolf, cereal/serial killer nigga it’s Cookie Crisp

Now I gotta catch the awkward body and that’s no Snooki diss

Last week was the rookie list

Bars, performance, aggression, I got a flow to practice

I am The Wizard of Oz dog dickhead, the total/Toto package

Think about this, Curious George eating his first meal on Vine

What’s that? A banana clip

Niggas who play ass, god it don’t matter how...[unclear]...he is

The Hulk still gon' slam his shit

That’s light, do the Math boy, we rock with the hands/Hanz too

Cuz with the blicker it’s little Richard, all you gon' hear is

“Bop bop bollubop ba bop bamboo!”

And the nigga in the background like “woowoowoowoowoo!”

First thing I tell em “get yo tooty fruity ass over here!”

We was looking for him everywhere like trying to catch 'em

Catch the mail in the dress, I mean we hit everybody

Like “Yo what’s this niggas mailing address?”

He said don’t go to house, why? He a faggot-

We kick the door in guess what the first thing we see, this male in a dress

Dizaster

You owe me like 3 dollars from like 2006

Where the fuck is it at fam?

Do you guys? Goddamn, do you understand

How it’s like to have to wake up every morning

And convince your best friend that he’s not Batman?

Like yo bro Gotham doesn’t exist, stop acting hard

“To the Batmobile!”

What fucking Batmobile Day? You don’t even have a car!

Yo I know it fucking hurts for me to say that

Man this fuckin pains me to say that

But I have to get my game back and some things have to be this way

I have to take that you can’t change that

Sorta like your fucking face tat

This motherfuckers always been in a roughed up place

You know shit is bad when I’ve known him for 10 years

And my dad still refers to him as that one friend

You know? The guy with the fucked-up face

I mean what the fuck you gonna do? Dog give me the offer

Anybody who steps to me, your girlfriend I’ll drop her

Your grandmother I’ll fuckin sock her

I’ll rip her life alert necklace off her

And beat her in the fuckin head with her metal walker

Your girlfriend wants to step up she could get the chopper

You try to be her bodyguard like Kevin Costner

I’ll let it ring more times than a heavy shopper

You and your bitch can spoon together in a box like Betty Crocker

This shit is gonna end up being his defeat

Yo you remember that one time you and your girlfriend

Gave me a ride to Laguna beach?

Well guess what? I left my boogers under your seat

Yo I hate this shit cuz me and him grew up together, we fuel each other

And now you guys got us over here so we could duel each other

Just for the sake of doing numbers

But I ain’t gonna do this just our views can suffer

If I don’t beat em today then the motherfuckers gon' keep talking shit

And I don’t wanna lose another

So I’ma snap and one thing gon' lead to another

Then I turn into Cain and that’s how I’ll be able/Abel to shoot my brother