Tsu Surf vs. Hitman Holla

The transcribed lyrics from the "Summer Madness 4" match-up between two top tier emcees.

Round 1

Tsu Surf

First thing I hear when I touch down is “Yo Surf the Midwest grooving

Such and such nice, what’s his name doing his numbers

And I don’t see the Midwest losing”

Well I could think of a few Verbs, for the niggas that think they Ill

I come through the Midwest cruising, X all Factors

Hit all men trying to Holla, aye Hitman let me holla at you

I brought enough for you and Showwoutt and anybody that show out

Already got my other half, I’ll clear this fuckin show out

Bout to get this nigga dressed, no he ain’t about to go out

I need that old Hitman, tank top with the rope out

Yett Yett what? This 60s shit is something you don’t know bout

You said you wanted to ride, well Gerald let’s roll out

Me and my strap got two different visions but I see hands so clear

Mines going out blazing, clips droppin', no fear

Look like a car crash, he get the whole bag, no air

That trey see more again (Tracy Morgan) he don’t wanna go there

They say Tsu Surf cold but all he talk about is hoopin'

Caus I feel like I’m shooting when I squirt pounds

As long as them cans is (Kansas) close

His wig in (Wiggins) by the first round

If it’s hard but not real

I don’t care about ya bar he (Jabari) get two to the chest

I slid up on DUKE and drew (Andrew) with Finesse

My big homie told me how them streets play out is wild

That mean if this mark is smart (Marcus Smart) he’ll stay out the crowd

How you average 26.6, moonwalk on skates, and clap heat?

You are not a shooter, feet, hand, sticks I’ma do ya

That’s how I’ma do you,

Raised from that Croc pool, send some piranhas to ya

Send Hitman up to god, can I get a Hallelujah?

I’m always reachin cause a paranoia trip is way better than nervous

Chilled against Charlie but still here

I think I handled that Clip better than Curtis

So Hitman will front and Showwoutt is back

Boy I make Hitman front show out his back

Fuck Cable this could happen On Demand, it’s go time

Was on the net flickin (Netflix) through ya music, got bored in no time

How much you weighin' brother?

It don’t really matter when it’s yo time

I send ‘em macs (Cinemax) he pay per round, Verb, “It’s Showtime”

And every single nigga you see me with, I clap for ‘em

Gotta give em six (sixth) man, can he? (Kenny)

Better pray Antoine come back for 'em

They say Surf reach a lot, maybe cause Surf reach a lot

This new Cal I’m buying stupid, period, I’ll teach a block

Columbine, period, teacher, block

This gun talk 101, I can teach a block

I don’t know about you but I ain’t trying to get shot for shit

It became so normal, I reach when I ain’t got the shit

I ain’t a Proving Ground nigga, the same proving ground nigga

Been getting a million views, what you proving now nigga?

Jersey!

Hitman Holla

Besides the fact you got killed in ya last war

You said you want that Hitman with that rope chain and that tank top

Be careful what you ask for

Fuck you and any nigga that cosign him

Man I’ll hold ya daughter over the boat like “Surf your daddy?”

“Yeah” “Well go find em!”

It’s a wrap now, two big 40s and a mac round

The Shotgun I brought do way more than a pat down

You Crippin? I roll with B’s

You talking all that basketball shit

Till I Eurostep with the switchblade and X em, overseas (over C's)

Me lose tonight? No fuckin way

Smack, do not call time cause I got a lot of shit I gotta fuckin say

Example, I made my own name my nigga, I was in top form

I came to the stage, the people they got they popcorn

They call you Tsu Surf cause you waited on a Loaded Lux cosign wave

And hopped on that’s bitch shit, riding a nigga dick that some sissy shit

Well I’m strapped in ya neighborhood with 2 30s

Let’s see if y’all really about that 60’s shit

Honestly fuck who came with you tonight y’all all lunch

I got a brand new black mac-90 with no rubber grip

That’s for the RAW bunch

You seen what I did to Ars and Red? This your way to learn

Man I done hung up more Jersey niggas than David Stern

I’m pissed and I’m not in the mood, don’t talk slick to me

I’m gifted, I win off presence/presents no Christmas tree

I’m way too much, to win you need a glitch from me

I’m Stevie Wonder, subtitles don’t mean shit to me

Y’all praise him for getting booked for possession?

I’m finna say, what y’all happy he floss with it?

Cause where I’m from we praise the shooters

Not the niggas that get caught with it

Man I’m undefeated with a weapon, shit, I’m a boss nigga

And it’s Loaded fuck Lux, this Calicoe ain’t lost nigga

My Boyz N Tha Hood, I brought plenty convicts

And death is the answer to any conflict

You brought Suge, I’m like “Why? That nigga’s a bitch”

We ain’t seen Shotgun put in work since Ricky got hit

Fuck peace I like the streets, shots and sirens

Whole hood got jobs cause the block is hiring

Potato on the deadbeat, that mean the Pop is silent

Me & my niggas’ll walk thru ya neighborhood

Like we tryna stop the violence

Chill ‘fore I flash one, remix that blast son

[Showwoutt] “Holla let me get em!”

Nah you fucked up my last one

I’m thinkin' bout shootin' a nigga, pull that beam out

Shots go right thru his chest, rip his spleen out

The doctors pull his dreams out, his mama…

[Showwoutt] “Fuck that Holla, I’ll knock em clean out!”

Say it again? Fuck it I’ma remix it

Chill ‘fore I flash one, remix that blast son

[Showwoutt] “Holla let me get em!”

Nah you fucked up my last one

[Showwoutt] “Holla let me get em!”

Nah you fucked up my last one

I’m thinkin' bout shootin' a nigga, pull that beam out

Shots go right through his chest, rip his spleen out

Shots, shots, shots go right through his chest, rip his spleen out

The doctors pull his dreams out, his mama…

[Showwoutt] “Fuck that Holla- fuck that Holla- fuck that Holla

I’ll knock em clean out!”

They ask why always use Showwoutt as a prop, be motherfuckin cause

That nigga ain’t a prop, that’s my motherfuckin blood

Big Gerald raised us on that motherfuckin belt

And said fuck a fair fight that other brother better help!

Speaking of fight, y’all thought that scuffle was fake and I hate that

It wasn’t a big deal for real, y’all made it that

Well I’m calling niggas' bluff, Surf let’s have a cage match

Can’t nobody leave till a nigga dead, stage that

Whole bunch of mics on his head, I parade that

Uppercut and swing like an Atlanta Brave cat

Tay Roc keep my motherfuckin name out ya mouth lil nigga

I’ll expose you

If you need help just say you need help, I’ll mold you

It’s either that or get a casket bed, they’ll close you

His bitch will have to open the box to see Roc like a proposal

Anybody taking bets shit, where the bets clowns?

I’ma let you in on a hint, this ain’t even my best round

What’s big money to small change?!

Two words after this … BALL GAME!

Round 2

Tsu Surf

See that’s where I can agree with you

That nigga from B-more, sometimes I wanna clothesline ‘em

Dump 'em somewhere, and let somebody nobody knows find em

Cops and the dog, y’all wake me up when those find em

Tay get a tombstone, you see Roc on the Roc like Hov signed em

Okay I got caught with the strap, fuck it I did a bid with it

Thank god they caught 'em for possession

And they ain’t catch 'em for what he did with it

I’m wherever Yett Yett at, strap out, it ain’t in the tuck

You might have a Calicoe Loaded with Hollows so

A good six rounds could just be beginner's luck

I came to murder something

I mean you got a few wins yeah that could be true

But I also know ShowwOutt got just as many wins as you

I can’t be mad at ShowwOutt but if you take Show out

Nobody that catch the gun will catch you

Somebody tell me what this show bout?

What you gon do? Slide up on me like baggage claim

Re-remix, then clap me up kill?

Wait-a-minute ya lil brother took the tab on that bill

If I could reload with the same bullets that I shot with

I’m bout to stuff these Mossberg shells in this glock clip

Queen Latifah Set It Off mask, jump in the 380

Cops catch em, fuck it, it was ugly he could plead crazy

Lock pick the door, “Errrrhhh!!” they sleep baby

See ya son “BAH!” I G Baby, G Baby

What I need to Remix it or something? Nah, I won’t

Slide Smack a stack to get it in the building, you ain’t getting far

Fuck I gotta put it in subtitles? You ain’t get the bar?

Nigga you can’t Reed/read it ain’t in the car

This brand new Nina, who gon take one for the team?

That was mean, hella body

But this pump like a jump, that bitch down to hit everybody

With a ladder long clip, that’s for when we ride tho

That’s ya lil man, when we catch em, he dying bro

Hit em with a 60 second clip to/the slide Show

I got double 9s, my mans got double 9s, we’ll shake shit

I’ll let a round off from this semi tuck, that’s a great flip

He let a round off from that semi tuck another great flip

Boy we’ll put 2 and 2 together like it make sense

When was ya last body? Phara and Shooney? That shit bored me

Only time I’m coming/cumin at two bitches is an orgy

I just cop some new bullets, I call em edibles

Is he a G? No (Geno) a Smith in his back will be terrible

My logic is if I send 100 shots he can’t duck em all

Clip of hot peppers, Holla I’ll pin yo (Jalapeño) head to the fuckin wall

And if I gotta ride or something, all black disguise or something

Timbos, cargos, mask with a 9 or something

You gon need God, hiding tips from Saddam or something

Mike Brown, that boy gon die for nothing

Hitman Holla

You asked when’s the last time I bodied … Phara & Shooney?

When the last time you bodied a nigga?

That nigga from the S.O.N.S.? Stop y’all need to quit

D boys the only niggas that brag about getting rid of bricks/Brixx

You had a classic vers’ Shine but he ain’t really shit

You shine vers’ X but that was really it

My right hand man will shoot you, then plead the fifth

But why? When I can give my own shot like I ain’t need the pick

My homie said “who?” I said “all” I ain’t need to pick

The scope, I went right through the screen like I ain’t need the switch

Fresh out of retirement, yeah, they don’t like that

.45, bald head, they yellin Mike back

King of performance, yeah, they yellin Mike back

Worldstar TKO’s, they yelling Mike back

Kill one of mine that’s cool, I’m comin right back

And kill two of yours and make you come get a life back

That Internet beef you be on will get ya wife snatched

That money Smack gave you tonight will get ya wife back

So what if I’m whoopin yo ass Surf… (Fight back!)

You be sleepin on Budden couch like that’s ya father

Well what’s all that rappin’ for?

What’s all that kidnapping niggas for bricks and all that trappin for?

Man stop, I’ll clap the 4, kill Surf

He gon have to bury his son, I’ll Jackson Joe

Man what time ya girl get off? We in that van waiting

We all in the front yard like we landscaping

We all in ya living room with the cans blazing

Boo bop, bop bop bop bop!

Ain’t Red ya man just tell me give you that translation

I watched Goodz big boy you

What kind of star lets another nigga tell em go run a pack?

What you ain’t have them gadgets Blitty?

Well it’s gon be Perfection how this KOD if Tsu’s ever in me or Magic City

Oh y’all ain’t catch that? This Jersey Girl getting zipped up

In other words I got that metal on stage like a strip club

Random: but Suge so fuckin terrible…

I could’ve beat both of y’all, same night

If they was on stage measuring hearts

Me and Suge would be the same height

Or Tsu Surf’s gon be a watery death, broad day, plain sight

His momma gon have to wear a bathing suit

And scuba gear to visit the grave site

If I use this heavy metal

Y’all gon have the crowd Surf and ‘em in the ambulance

Fuck y’all waiting on that subtitle or something?

I said if I use this heavy metal

Y’all gon have to crowd surf em to the ambulance

Fuck y’all waiting to remix that subtitle or something?

I said if I use this heavy metal y’all gon have to crowd surf em to the...

Crowd surf em to the, crowd surf em to the ambulance

I’m just trying to get on the same page as you

How Arsonal and Red left you booked, Shotgun made you ride solo

And these the niggas that’s on stage with you?

That wasn’t played well, cause I guarantee if that was me

Magic, Ill and Verb would’ve spent every goddamn night in Detroit

Until I made bail

It was four of them, one pistol, you was gon raise hell?

If it’s four of us it’s four pistols, we would’ve all had to sit in that same cell

But now it’s “hee-hee-haa-haa” man that’s weak shit

And how ironic

That this college nigga hippin this hood nigga on some street shit

I mean I could talk about how you be reach-

I’ma save that for Round 3 bitch!

Ball Game

Round 3

Tsu Surf

I hear everything you saying, but let’s discuss something that’s apparent

Hitman Holla, COLD KILLA! But Gerald Fulton grew up with both parents

Now I’m not knocking having both parents

But your situation wasn’t the worst like…

Everything mommy ain’t have on the 15th, Daddy could cover on the 1st

He probably taught you that 5 step drop back

And that spiral almost amazingly

I taught myself you gotta ease off that trigger slow

Let that hammer up simultaneously

He probably taught you bout the birds and the bees

Chlamydia, clap and all about crabs

Man them niggas was out the window with the bird throwing out B’s

Clappin, calling out “crabs!”

You was at practice shootin if you miss you do suicides

Them niggas came thru shootin, that was our practice

If we miss that was suicide

Every time I feel some type of way about my hood

These family niggas be reminding me

See we both real niggas but you a different kind to me

Math, English, Lunch, you was on a different time then me

I pull up, gym, I pull out trigonometry

You had X squared over Y trying to find the remainder then add up

I’m asking my ex “why you asking me bout numbers? I’m tryin to bag up”

Ya father probably bought ya mother coat

All ya sports gear and ya brother boots

No football, these gloves wasn’t for baseball

This face mask was for other use

Ya mother was at the game, cardboard colors, fresh signs

My mother was in pain, you wanna speak to the inmate, press 9

You get off the court, woo! Daddy right there “congratulations you did it”

I won’t say I’m jealous

But me and mommy had to wait to Wednesday to kick it

I know you won’t get it, shit I have flashbacks when I spit it

But Wednesday and Thursday that was assigned visits

I just feel like Big Gerald John Witherspoon and you Craig

What you doing with that glock?

I mean back on the west side they ain’t have guns we had these to rock

I admit if I was in his position I probably would’ve stopped

We got so much in common, both protected by them pops

The moral of this story: all that fuckin school and you ain’t learn shit!

Put him in my hood one time boy (tomboy) and you’ll turn bitch

If Verb would’ve holla’d for my father, he wouldn’t have heard shit!

If you say you was wrestling in the streets, you a Stone Cold Stunner

You was home with ya mother watching wrestling

Rock, Raw, Chyna, Smackdown

We was in the trap house, raw, rock, china getting smacked down

Jersey!

Hitman Holla

New Jersey was like the Celtics at one point in time, y’all had the Big 4

KG, Paul Pierce, Ray Allen and Rondo

But y’all all split up and started fallin off, it was only a matter of time though

I see y’all lookin like, well who’s who?

Ars, he was once MVP, so that’s KG, that’s just right off the hunch

O-Red = Ray Allen cause he probably the deadliest shooter out of the bunch

Won’t y’all help me think of somebody for Suge cuz I’m trying

I mean I could call Shotgun “The Truth” but … I’ll be lying

And Surf you Rondo, not cause you be running shit

It’s cause ya first name Rajon

Let’s bring that back, us, them, it ain’t hard to figure out

Who the ops? Hitman vs. Arsonal

I got rid of that big ticket like I knew the cop

After that battle they looked at St. Louis and believed us

Hitman vs O-Red, I called him Ray Allen cause I sent that nigga to Jesus

Hitman vs. Shotgun Suge, I’ma need a serious check

So that just leave Surf but, yet and still he ain’t a serious threat

Cause I’m appalled how

Rajon ain’t been on point since his Parents/Pierce left

Everything from AR’s to glocks in his face

Chinese choppers, they sound different

You could tell they not from the states

“Braaackow! Braaackow” shit that’ll make Barack leave the states

My city got me paranoid, so I’m shooting at any cop on the chase

And if (?) jump in, he get it the same way

I kill his dog now me and Calicoe fighting the same case

We two different Rugrats cause you a rat

And you tell what you seen for a hobby

I’m Angelica, that’s cause I get mean with the Tommy

Y’all remember that Michael Jackson Motown glove?

Well I use that to clean up the Shotty

And left it on the scene… cops thought a nigga Billie Jean’d at the Homi

U R in the middle of that *CH-CH* that’s CHURCH

I mean before y’all say I’m hating, just explain to me

What church had to do with that situation?

Then you had the nerve to say

“I’m too advance for these niggas and it hurts”

No you just reach too fuckin much and they let it work

Well since they let you get away with it, let me try it, and I’ma do it worse

Check, code name, San Fran, that’s 40 9s and when it burst

U R in the middle of that SF, that’s SURF

I see you over there lookin like “that last shit ain’t hit like that?”

But you would’ve screamed and went crazy when he say shit like that

Man I got them thangs like Tambourines, we clap at who ever

I treat your block like a URL card and SMACK it together

They found his body so distorted he was backwards together

Me & ShowwOutt the male version of Serena and Venus

Same parents but we swing rackets/ratchets together

I got some shit that’ll flip a nigga, he’ll tumble on the spot

I don’t even drink but I took some shots then I stumbled to his pops

I’m like “I brought them Nick Cannons, you know? Braataa Braataa
Brrrrrrrr-POP!”

Man I be feeling like a Piston in Detroit when I’m drummin/Drummond on the block

You either gon respect me or respect me, ain’t no in and out

Stay in ya lane, don’t cross over like an in-an-out

It’s real where I’m from, you playin, you took the scrimmage route

It’s all fun ‘til you laying with ya ligaments out

Surf I’m a beast, peep, I bring extenders out

A star that’ll play with them birds, I took the Emmitt route

You Crippin’ on the net, in person what that image bout?

Mush him in his face, I’m just trying to see what his niggas bout

Ball game…

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