Classic Pak, best known as Canibus’ sparsely-shirted one-man cheerleading squad in the Dizaster battle, has made himself very clearly known on Diz's upcoming clash against Cassidy.
The setting: a children’s playground. In a vicious diatribe that lasts almost three minutes, he announces: “I’ma talk to you niggas about that Cassidy vs. Dizaster” then launches into a flurry of exercises that involves not only fifteen push-ups, but also fifteen chin-ups--five of them using only one hand.
Amidst the impassioned outpouring, he also takes the opportunity to walk around flexing AND highlight the wearing of a hat, by putting on a hat.
Pak then calms down, resorting to using actual words. He runs through the list of angles to which he feels Dizaster will resort, including Cassidy’s 2003 track "Hotel," featuring R. Kelly, blowing up, and listing things that Cassidy won’t do. “I’m calling out everything you can rap about. You can’t rap. None of that shit’s gonna work,” Pak insists, “If you’re going in the ring, talking about anything he’s been doing in his life that he got paid for, or shit that he’s done that’s none of your fucking business, you just look like a real bitch. You look like a bitch.”
Classic then expresses his anger by taking his face completely out of the frame - leaving the viewers with nothing but an imposing nipple shot that lasts yet another three minutes. Accompanying this imagery the viewer hears a voice, a voice that you can only speculate is coming from his mouth (his mouth is attached to his face and, notably, isn’t onscreen at this point.) This voice intones, “Cass gon’ fuck you up… The only saving [indistinguishable] that could probably save you is you gon’ have to do some awesome rebuttlin’ off of whatever Cass says. Cass gon’ rip you apart. That’s a real complicated nigga.”
Much of this section of the video, it must be noted, is obscured, either by the responding thunder of the gods, or relatively high wind speeds and a sensitive camera mic. He does, however, follow this by promising that he has taken down his diss track to The Saurus and Dizaster after a disheartening lack of response from his two targets. “When niggas don’t answer me in the booth, I figure they’re gay,” he surmises. “No, I don’t take it no other way.”
He also points the finger at Daylyt, claiming that after his diss track Daylyt has been avoiding a response. “He’s been DMing me on Twitter telling me he’s gon’ respond, he gon’ do this, he’s getting the lead, he’s doing all this, and he did nothin’. He scared--he another scared nigga. Another lost nigga.’
“I don’t got time, nigga. I’m busy, man. I got shit to do,” says Pak, video blogging in front of a children’s playground. “I gotta work, produce, work out, everything. Keep my body looking crazy. For the ladies. Word.” He finishes with an impassioned plea for Daylyt to stop ducking him. “Daylyt,” he requests, “stop ducking me.”
Right after the beginning of his address to Tech 9, the aforementioned wind returned to obscure the final moments of the broadcast. But we can safely assume the themes included “you’re not very good,” “battle me” and “I will most likely be victorious.”
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